{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
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