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Enfer [De La Bibliothèque Nationale] is the fifth album of the Italian heavy metal band Mastercastle. The lyrics of the album tell about a secret section of the National Library of Paris. There are also two instrumental tracks, the first \"Coming Bach\" is a remake of the Prelude in D minor BWV 999 by Johann Sebastian Bach.
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