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\nBattle of Armagideon (Millionaire Liquidator) is a studio album by reggae artist Lee \"Scratch\" Perry and his backing group at the time, billed as the Upsetters. The album was released in 1986 on Trojan Records. It was re-released on CD in 1988 by Trojan, and on October 9, 2001, on Sanctuary Records.
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