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Javier Pedro Saviola Fernández is an Argentine former professional footballer who played as a forward.
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Major General Joseph Frederick Fil Jr. was commissioned a Second Lieutenant in the United States Army in June 1976. He is a Distinguished Military Graduate of San José State University. He has served in Army units in the United States, Germany, Belgium and Iraq.
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